About me
(I wrote this description for some online website or other about a year ago. Nothing's changed.)

I drink heavily, over eat, talk dirty, spit and use the bathroom with the door open.
I like expensive smelling perfumes.
I like pinkish purple sunsets.
I like blue skies and stormy afternoons.
I like sitting by the window when it rains so it sprinkles on me just a little.
I like peppermint tea.
I like the feel cotton sheets on a winters night after a hot shower.
I enjoy music and art and people who I can engage in stimulating conversation with without saying a word.

That's just about says it all.